Cleanliness is next to Godliness

HolyWipe transformeth thy humble toilet paper into a gentle, mighty wipe with but a single mist, granting thee a fresher, holier clean.

Flush Without Great Fear

“Flushable” wipes often clog pipes. HolyWipe, paired with toilet paper, breaks down safely and protects your plumbing.

Cleanse Thy Royal Rear

Toilet paper alone just smears and leaves residue behind. With HolyWipe, you get a cleaner, fresher finish every time.

Save Thy Hard Earned Gold

HolyWipe holds double the liquid of most sprays, lasts through many uses, and costs less per ounce, saving you money.

HolyWipe

Thou hast wiped in darkness long enough, bring forth HolyWipe and cleanse thy kingdom.

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For the Tiny Bums of the Realm

Kids often struggle with wiping. HolyWipe makes the task easier, leaving them much cleaner. With just four gentle ingredients, it’s the safest, simplest bathroom upgrade for little ones.

To You Exhausted Folk

HolyWipe gives parents a cleaner, quicker wipe while saving money. It’s gentle, effective, and helps prevent the plumbing problems “flushable” wipes can cause.

Whose Joints Say “Nay”

As people age, wiping can become difficult. HolyWipe brings a smoother, kinder clean without irritation. It’s gentle on older skin and easier on tired joints compared to wiping with dry toilet paper.

Just 4 Ingredients

We pride ourselves on using only four pure ingredients—no alcohol, no fragrance, no oils—so every bottle is gentle on all skin types. With nothing extra added, you get a cleaner, safer experience every single wipe

Distilled Water

Keeps the formula gentle and balanced for sensitive skin

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Witch Hazel

Provides a deeper, fresher clean with every wipe, unlike dry TP

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Glycerin

Adds light slip so the paper stays wipe like and strong

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Phenoxyethanol

A safe, effective preservative that keeps the formula fresh

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How We Compare

Our Reviews

"Lasts longer!"

- Katie

"Safer than wipes"

Ivy K

"Works great"

- Isaac M

Frequently asked questions

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is FREE to mainland North America! All other areas fall under standard carrier rates.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order within 24 hours of purchase. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Where are your products assembled?

Our products are assembled in the U.S!

What is the return policy?

If your HolyWipe bottle arrives damaged, just reach out through our contact form and we’ll send you a replacement completely free